Overheard At TCU

2009-11-02T20:22:00.002-06:00

Smart men plan ahead.

Male: "So when your wife gets mad at you, you can whack it!"

Overheard by: Christopher

--Shopping for a punching bag

2009-11-02T20:19:00.006-06:00

They always said the dark side had cookies.

Kid in grocery store: "But I don't like dark chocolate. It tastes...dark."

Overheard by: Rach

--In Kroger

2009-05-03T14:35:00.004-05:00

He stopped by in honor of our Easter celebration.

"Who's that in the dunk booth?"
"Jesus."
"Yea, it's definitely Jesus."

Overheard by: JC
--In front of the library

2009-01-11T15:40:00.007-06:00

Like Pamela Anderson or like Paris Hilton?

Girl: "She makes slutty look a little bit classy."

Overheard by: Nichole
--In Chipotle

2008-09-10T10:01:00.003-05:00

Helping journalism students pick out soundbites.

Professor:
"Y'all are stylish... AP Style-ish."
"Did I already talk to y'all about reefers?"
"Or the Barbie version, The Princess and the Pauper, which is the BEST of the Barbie movies. It has talking cats."
"Anytime you can fit cannibalism into a lead is a plus."
"Actually from time to time I like to dunk students' work in the bathtub to make it better. So bad it needs cleaning."
"Excuse me, stool."
"I'll just be floating around... being generally annoying as always."
"Shakespeare would have failed this class. He threw in commas everywhere. He even made up words!"
"There are gummy bears in the Journalism Office!"

Overheard by Fran Key
--In Media Editing & Writing class

2008-08-17T14:54:00.001-05:00

Puddle and Piddle are not the same thing

Drunk girl: Hey guys, what's the plan if it starts raining?
Guy: Oh we're staying right where we're at.
Drunk girl: So then I can pee on myself and no one would know cuz I'm wet?

Overheard by Rach
--At a Dave Matthews Band concert

2008-08-13T13:31:00.003-05:00

Not Georgia country; Georgia THE country

Guy#1: Russia attacked Georgia yesterday, man. It's World War 4!
Guy#2: Why doesn't the US do anything?
Guy#1: What good could they do, dude?
Guy#2: Hell, it's one of our states, you'd think they'd do something!

Overheard by: Rachel
--At work

2008-02-10T22:47:00.000-06:00

You get a gold star! Oh, I mean yellow.

Guy: It's a good thing we saved their asses in World War II, otherwise we'd all be speaking Jewish!

Overheard by: Libby
--In class

2008-02-10T22:40:00.000-06:00

You're thinking of Loveline with Dr. Drew Pinsky.

Professor: And that's the International Date Line.
Student: Is that like dating outside your race?

Overheard by: Libby
--In class

2008-01-23T10:06:00.000-06:00

And to think that for decades women tried to eliminate the glass ceiling...

Girl #1: I really like the skylights in here.
Girl #2: Yeah, me too. Why aren't there any on the first floor?

Overheard by: Mandy
In Smith Hall

2007-12-11T14:46:00.000-06:00

What's your favorite Christmas memory?

Professor: "Unless you can experiment on your family, what fun is life?"

Overheard by Sloane
--In class

2007-11-11T17:33:00.001-06:00

What, your Uggs weren't keeping you warm?

Girl#1: It's so cold out here!
Girl #2: Welcome to the east coast!

Overheard by: Craig
--Walking from Pond Street to the football game.

2007-09-10T20:21:00.000-05:00

I heard Donald Trump can't even count how many houses he owns.

Some guy: "Math is for poor people."

--Walking to the Main
Overheard by Brooke

2007-08-26T16:02:00.001-05:00

I'm dreaming of a grey Christmas

Girl #1: He's color blind. To him, green and red look nearly the same.
Girl #2: Wow. Christmas must be a really boring time of year for him.

Overheard by: Sara

2007-08-26T15:54:00.000-05:00

There's more than one kind of "Cancer Stick" nowadays.

Guy: Tell me again why lollipops cause cancer.
Girl: Well, #1 is the red dye. #2 is the sugar... They're basically just round death pops.

--In IHOP
Overheard by: Matt

2007-08-04T19:22:00.000-05:00

You can't forget to hop on the money train while you're riding the crimson wave.

Frustrated TCU Girl: (bangs the tampon vending machine) God, why don't these things take sendhome?

--In the first floor library bathroom
Overheard by: Katy Garrison trying to pee silently

2007-06-26T19:27:00.000-05:00

Here comes Peter Emeraldcrotch...

Carrie: He's so green in the crotchal area.

Overheard by: Megan
--Looking at an old bunny Megan still sleeps with

2007-05-07T19:33:00.000-05:00

Now that is some grey anatomy...

Girl: (While rubbing shoulder) "I think I pulled my hernia."

--In the rec center
Overheard by: Hannah

2007-04-01T14:49:00.000-05:00

What was he smoking? Marijuanikah?

Guy: Is that Hebrew?! ...Oh, no it's just upside-down.

Overheard by: John
--At a party

2007-03-15T22:10:00.000-05:00

Beware of flying objects. They may leave permanent damage.

Looking at a saucer that says a guy drank 1400 beers in his lifetime so far...

Makayla: No wonder he drank that much, his name is Elyk.
Rachel: You mean "Kyle"?

In the Flying Saucer
Overheard by: Many

2007-02-11T15:05:00.000-06:00

Maybe real life dating should have a free trial period, too

Guy: E-Harmony would not match us up.

Overheard by: Megan
--In Rick O'Shea's pub

2007-01-07T15:23:00.000-06:00

So that's why the school spent $2,000 to import 'snow'...

"It's like the world is covered in cocaine."

--Girl Leaving Colby Hall On Snow Day
Overheard by: Kimberly and Cade

2006-12-09T14:35:00.000-06:00

Falalalala Lalalala. Tis the Season to eat Play-doh.

Joe: This tastes like Christmas and Play-doh!

Overheard by: Megan
--Drinking a smoothie at a party

2006-10-04T16:27:00.000-05:00

Careful or you'll poke an eye out.

So I walk into class and a guy is holding a napkin in front of some very exposed cleavage:
Guy: We go to Texas CHRISTIAN University. Cover those up!
Girl: Well, they're new. None of my clothes really fit anymore.

Overheard by: Paige
--In English class

2006-10-03T16:06:00.000-05:00

Starring James Bond! 007: The Pope Who Shamed Me!

Girl: They should just get rid of 007 and come up with some original.
Guy: No way, you can't get rid of 007. It's kinda like the Pope, he will always be around.

Overheard by: Matt

2006-09-10T12:54:00.000-05:00

As long as it's not a boy cow named Heffer...

Female student: I've got a squishy cow.

Overheard by: Megan
--In class

2006-09-10T12:51:00.000-05:00

Next summer's blockbuster: Ghost Dad 2!

Professor: Most people would say that they are 2 funerals away from the perfect family.

Overheard by: Megan
--In Managing Families Class

2006-09-10T12:47:00.000-05:00

Ch-Ch-Ch Chip and Dale! Rescue Stippers!

Girl: I got a damn lap dance and couldn't even enjoy it!

Overheard by: Liz
--At a party

2006-09-05T19:09:00.000-05:00

And you thought Facebook eliminated small talk.

Sorority girl: I hate the beginning of the year. Everyone I see is like 'OH MY GOD! How are you?! How was your summer?! Are those new Seven's? CUTE! BYE!'

Overheard by: Jeramey
--In the mail room

2006-09-01T10:38:00.000-05:00

Welcome back!

And a "howdy-do" to all yall freshman out there!
Welcome to Overheard At TCU. If you ever happen to hear anything ridiculous or funny around campus, or even in the DFW area, please send it to the email address on the left of the page.

Let's all laugh together at other people's weird comments in life!

2006-09-01T10:35:00.000-05:00

Oh the places we will go...

Professor: Holland is still the most liberal of all European countries. In Amsterdam, you can snort lines of cocaine, you can smoke marijuana... It's really a wonderful place.

Overheard by: Jordan
--In class.

2006-07-04T22:50:00.000-05:00

Dy-No-Mite!

Frattie McFratterson: Dude, this would be the perfect time to rob a bank.

--Watching fireworks from TCU stadium
Overheard by: Josh

2006-05-23T15:40:00.000-05:00

A little Byrdie told me...

Girl #1: Um, I dont want to sound stupid, but what is a lynching?
Girl #2: I'm not really sure. I think it's where they hang somebody.

Overheard by: Mark
--Intro to Poetry class

2006-05-15T22:17:00.000-05:00

"Clean Shave. Healthy Skin."

Guy: Every girl I know doesn't like a clean shave.
Girl: I do.
Guy: Well, then why did you tell me I shouldn't shave?!
Girl: Because I don't touch your face; I just look at it!

Overheard by: Matt Parks
--Hanging out

2006-05-14T15:13:00.000-05:00

You only thought Bush said stuff like that.

Guy: Oh get over it. I needed money to build my army.

Overheard by: Jen
--Hanging Out

2006-05-14T15:11:00.000-05:00

And I thought aspartame was of the devil...

Girl: When the antichrist comes, he will smell like brown sugar.
Guy: You take that back!!!

Overheard by: Wade
--Hanging out

2006-05-14T15:08:00.000-05:00

Deal or No Deal?!

Girl: Buy so many, get so many in a certain amount of time!

--Trying to remember how many things the coupon said you had to buy before you got something free.
Overheard by: Derek

2006-04-20T21:28:00.000-05:00

The youth have officially been brain-washed.

A former government insider is talking to a class about terrorism, when a guy raises his hand:

Guy: So, 90% of terrorists are from here in our own country, and not from other countries. What are you doing about that?
Insider: That has got to be the most un-educated question I've ever heard.

Overheard by: Rob
--In class

2006-04-20T20:32:00.000-05:00

She must be from Huntsville.

Girl #1: I had to do commnunity service. It was disgusting. I had to pick up trash on the side of 35.
Girl #2: Oh my gawd! You had to wear one of those orange suits?!

Overheard by: Nichole
--On campus

2006-04-20T20:29:00.000-05:00

An Alternative Way to Spend 4/20:

Guy #1: Hey Josh! You gonna get drunk tonight?!
Guy #2: Maybe.
Guy #1: Are you gonne bring girls back to the room?
Guy #2: What?
Guy #1: Are you gonna bring GIRLS back to the ROOM?

Overheard by: Anne
--Yelling in the Main

2006-04-11T14:02:00.000-05:00

Now point to South America--No, that's Texas.

Two girls talking about plans after graduation:
Girl #1: I am thinking about moving out to Sacramento with Mary.
Girl #2: Oh My God, why would you do that? I mean, what the hell is in New Jersey?

Overheard by: Corinne
--On campus

2006-04-08T18:42:00.000-05:00

Somebunny has been watching too much Donnie Darko.

While watching the guys play video games, Michelle thought that the armored guard looked like a bunny. Then she said "I can't train my eyes to see men...I only see giant bunnies." And it was awesome.

Overheard by: Nichole
--Playing video games

2006-04-06T17:34:00.000-05:00

Double standards need not apply.

Guy standing in line with other guy friends: They've got spaghetti AND meatballs, ho!

Overheard by: Laura
--In the Main

2006-04-06T17:31:00.000-05:00

Excuses, excuses.

Girl 1: That was stupid. Why'd you do that?
Girl 2: Because I was drunk! Hello!

Overheard by: Chelsea
--Mailroom

2006-04-06T17:26:00.000-05:00

Wanna go clubbing?

One guy tells his friends about this time when his brother caught a garden snake and named it Bowtie.

Guy #2: Dude, that is the stupidest story I've ever heard. That's like talking about baby seals or something.
Guy #3: Hey look, bowtie pasta.
Guy #1: Dude, duh! That's what reminded me of the story!
Guys 1 and 2: Oooh.

Overheard by: Erin
--Standing in line in the Main

2006-04-04T22:25:00.000-05:00

Minus 1 point for stereotypes. Plus 1 point for thinking about the ecosystem.

Black girls talking about a white guy driving by in a Hummer blasting rap music.
Girl #1: Does he think playing that music makes him cool?
Girl #2: And those things guzzle like 50 gallons of gas, too.

Overheard by: Kim
--Steps of Student Center

2006-04-04T22:24:00.000-05:00

And you thought skaters liked hard rock.

Skateboarder: Concrete sucks.

Overheard by: Rachel
--Walking on campus

2006-04-01T19:21:00.000-06:00

He must have met Randy Aguebor.

White Guy: I want to be a big, black man with a deep voice...that's my goal in life actually.

Overheard by: Matt

2006-03-24T23:29:00.000-06:00

General's Orders

Guy: I'm gonna take the MacArthur exit, cuz he's my favorite general.

Overheard by: Rachel
--Driving to a Dallas Stars game

2006-03-07T13:54:00.000-06:00

Beware the amish computer virus.

Girl: I could wear a tankini, but I don't want to look amish, ya know?

Overheard by: Rachel
--Walking to class

2006-03-01T21:23:00.000-06:00

Kiss my ASH!

Shut Up!! I go to bible study every week....WHORE.

Overheard by: Megan
--In dorm hallway

2006-02-25T00:21:00.000-06:00

Go left, right? Right. Oh, go right? No, no, go left!

A student giving a speech on tattoos points to his right pec and says, "I put it here because it's closest to my heart this way."

Overheard by: Ashley
--In speech class

2006-02-24T22:52:00.000-06:00

Control Freak!

Wade: Play!! Play!! Play!! Where's the play button?! Play!! Ah! I have no control!!!

Overheard by: Keaton
--Trying to find the play button in the dark

2006-02-24T22:49:00.000-06:00

Orville Reddenbacher's failed idea #34:

Guy: Do you know how much popcorn it would take to equal two chickens?!

Overheard by: Nichole
--Hanging out

2006-02-23T22:14:00.000-06:00

Lalala. I can't hear you. Lalala.

Professor: Go ahead. While I'm waiting, I'll sing La Bamba.

Overheard by: Paige
--In class

2006-02-23T22:10:00.000-06:00

Yea, because I doodle more in this class than any other.

Professor: Wasn't this the best class you ever had?

Overheard by: Rachel
--In class

2006-02-23T22:07:00.000-06:00

Use your Trump card.

Professor: When you get fired, get fired from the top.

Overheard by: Emily
--In class

2006-02-16T14:05:00.000-06:00

Julia Roberts receives new award!

Photo Professor: This photo was taken in 1887 of a New Orleans prostitute and is an excellent example of side lighting. I find this photo so interesting because it makes this prostitute look sweet. And I don't know if you have been around many prostitutes, but I have, and they are a bunch of mean bitches."

Overheard by: Corinne
--In class

2006-02-14T14:37:00.000-06:00

"Love is in the air."

Girl: Aww, you wore pink on Valentine's day...you whore.

Overheard by: Emily
--In class

2006-02-12T20:29:00.000-06:00

Perfection is only reserved for the few.

Girl #1: Ugh. Why does she always look scared in pictures?
Girl #2: Well, they can't all be like us.

Overheard by: Lynn
--In the library

2006-02-01T12:24:00.000-06:00

"Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary..."

Guy: I don't like celery either, but if I had alcohol in me I bet I'd eat it.

Overheard by: Tom
--In class

2006-01-31T23:32:00.000-06:00

"Hey, do you think my comprehensive matches my purse?"

Theta girl: What did you say comprehensive meant?
Guy: It means like...a lot... I mean that's my guess. It's just fashion jargon.

Overheard by: Rachel
--In the library

2006-01-31T23:19:00.000-06:00

If at first you don't suceed, don't go sky diving.

Sorority girl #1: Can I have the same instructor? Dude, I'd look really cool flying with a midget.
Sorority girl #2: You sure can!
Sorority girl #1: What do you do if the parachute doesn't open?
Sorority girl #2: Then you'd die.

Overheard by: Rachel
--In the library

2006-01-30T22:10:00.000-06:00

"P.S: This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated." -- Mitch Hedberg

Girl #1: I've never heard of that professor.
Girl #2: Yea, I think she either works for the social work dept, or psychology, or sociology.
Girl#1: haha So, one of those 'S' words, huh?
Girl#2: Uh, yea, except psychology is with a 'P'.

Overheard by: Anne
--Walking on campus

2006-01-23T22:16:00.000-06:00

"Kid Tested, Mother Approved"

Girl: I was having this dream where my toes got stung by a bee, and when they started swelling they turned into balls! And my mom was trying to help me, but I wouldn't let her see them! And don't you dare put this on Overheard.

--Walking to class
Overheard by: Naomi

2006-01-23T22:13:00.000-06:00

Are you kidding?! Pie charts are awesome!

Professor talking about a sheet of numbers he just handed out: "I guess you could make a pie chart or something. That would be cool."

--Management class
Overheard by: Kate

2005-12-13T13:16:00.000-06:00

Go for the green slice of pie!

Guy moving the game piece: Why am I the one doing this?! I'm freaking colorblind!

--Playing Trivial Pursuit
Overheard by: Carol

2005-12-13T13:11:00.000-06:00

Just make sure Linus doesn't see you.

Girl #1: Are you going to use that pumpkin for bread or am I going to have to throw it away?
Guy: What?! You don't waste pumpkins! If you're not going to use it, you must either drop it from a high place or a moving vehicle.
Girl #2: Can we have your pumpkin tomorrow night?

--Ol' South
Overheard by: Megan

2005-12-12T21:40:00.000-06:00

Do you talk to your father with that mouth?!

Girl talking on the phone: I like sports. I just don't like to watch the games.

--on the bus to East campus
Overheard by: Adrienne

2005-12-01T20:00:00.000-06:00

"Ya. Dat eez vhere ve git our speecial powahs."

Sorority Girl: You could have, like, worn your Uggs. Then you could speak Swedish or something.

--Main
Overheard by: Dakota

2005-12-01T17:07:00.000-06:00

Awkward? Why wait. Grab a shooter.

Girl: I felt really awkward cuz the BSM boys were there. And I didn't know what to do, so I went to the kitchen and took a shot.

--Party
Overheard by: Anne

2005-11-19T01:19:00.000-06:00

"Friends don't let friends drink and bike."

Student #1: How did you hurt your arm?
Professor: I fell.
Student #2: Was this the biking incident?
Professor: No, this was the drinking incident.

Overheard by: Amy
--In Class

2005-11-18T14:27:00.000-06:00

"I wonder what language Gondwandans speak."

Two girls were looking a big map labeled "Gondwana".
One girl said to the other, "Wow, that sounds like a cool place, we should go there!" and they agreed. Then they looked closer to the map to find out where it was. One of the small maps at the bottom of the big map had it down by Antarctica, then the next small map showed the land mass a little farther away from Antarctica, then the next it was a little farther...and then they figured out where Gondwana is.

Overheard by: Megan
--Geology Department

2005-11-18T14:24:00.000-06:00

Tonight on "The Secret Life of Mike Tyson"!

Girl #1: Why would Puma make a skirt? Who works out in skirts?
Girl #2: Tennis players.
Girl #1: Oh, yeah, huh?
Girl #2: And boxers.
Girl #1: What?

Overheard by: Megan
--Plato's Closet

2005-11-14T22:53:00.000-06:00

Oh! The horror!

A guy with a sports injury explains it to a female friend.
Guy: Yea, they said to leave the cast on for two weeks, but I'm only gonna give it a week and a day or so.
Girl reacts negatively.
Guy: What?! It sucks! I can't even play video games!

--Frogbytes
Overheard by: Naomi

2005-11-09T21:17:00.000-06:00

You KNOW I don't make time for friends until 6:05!

Girl: You slut-whore! You called me at six on the dot!

--Walking on campus
Overheard by: Carol

2005-11-06T17:15:00.000-06:00

Ahoy! He be speakin' tha truth!

Guy #1: Dude, I bought a pirate flag for three bucks!
Guy #2: If you were a real pirate, you would have stolen it.

--Answer to the Ice Breaker question: "What would you do with $3?"
Overheard by: Rachel

2005-11-01T20:50:00.000-06:00

Man, radio announcers get all the chicks.

Guy with friends: Man, I just want to have that Monster Truck Voice, "Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!"

--Walking outside
Overheard by: Liz

2005-10-30T18:17:00.000-06:00

I didn't know you could play Solitaire in jail.

Guy: Have you ever been online?!
Girl #1: No, she just sits and plays Solitary all day.
Girl #2: Hey! There's nothing wrong with that! It's fun!

--In the Main
Overheard by: Sara

2005-10-30T18:06:00.000-06:00

Where'd you get YOUR beer goggles?

Guy in line: I've never gotten as much action as I did that night, and I was dressed as a girl! And guys were coming up to me saying they were checking me out until I turned around.

--The Main
Overheard by: Bridget

2005-10-30T18:01:00.000-06:00

Menage-a-ce qui?!

Girl: Am I in a threesome and didn't know it?

Overheard by: Carol

2005-10-22T23:54:00.000-05:00

Puerto Rico? More like "Puerto Streako".

Girl: The plan was to go skinny dipping, but the undertow was too strong. So we went streaking instead.

Overheard by: Matt

2005-10-17T21:49:00.000-05:00

I'll take Bachelor #1!

A guy has a fairly long conversation on his cell phone. After he hangs up:
Guy #2: Who was that?
Guy #1: I dunno. It was a chick.
Guy #2: It was a chick?! Alright!!

--Pond St. Grill
Overheard by: Anne

2005-10-16T20:40:00.000-05:00

Profiles aren't just for jail photos, ya know.

Hey everyone! If you love this site, be sure to tell others about it! Link to it in your myspace, xanga, facebook, or even AIM profile! Spread the love, yall!

2005-10-15T14:59:00.000-05:00

I attend Texas Christian High School.

Girl: When's our 10 page paper due?
Guy: Thursday.
Girl: F*ck! Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday... Three days. Hmm, alright. I'll be starting that on Monday! That sucks! Ya know that?
Guy: What?
Girl: That sucks.

--pause--

Girl: I just turned in my synthesis paper. I got an extension.
Guy: How?
Girl: Because I cried. hehe

--The Main
Overheard by: Bridget

2005-10-13T10:57:00.000-05:00

So, Mr. Bond, what do you do for a living?

Guy laughing: I can't believe you tasered yourself at work.

--Ol' South
Overheard by: Carol

2005-10-10T10:45:00.000-05:00

Greet me, I'm Irish!

Girl: Top of the hat to ya mornin'!

--Watching Under the Tuscan Sun
Overheard by: Bridget

2005-10-05T12:21:00.000-05:00

Eyepatches aren't just for pirates, ya know.

Girl #1: You should be able to sell your organs in exchange for gas.
Girl #2: What happens when you run out of organs?
Girl #1: Then you die and you don't need gas anymore anyway.
Girl #2: How much gas would you get for a kidney?
Girl #1: At least 2 years worth! Oh, you could sell your eye ball too!
Girl #2: You could... but then you probably wouldn't be able to drive...

--Convo with friend
Overheard by: Megan

2005-10-04T22:14:00.000-05:00

Go Frogs?

Spectator: What's the difference between a complete and an incomplete pass?

--Football game against Utah
Overheard by: Christy

2005-09-24T16:18:00.000-05:00

Who's your daddy?!

Guy on cell: I just wondered if you ever thought about smacking daddy.

--Panther City Coffee
Overheard by: Carol

2005-09-22T20:43:00.000-05:00

What was that, Ralph?

Girl on cell: I'm serious. You'll feel ten times better, and it's not bulimic if you only do it once.

--In the dorm
Overheard by: Bridget

2005-09-20T15:43:00.000-05:00

"Don't Mess With Texas!"

Discussing Texas vs New Orleans and how the people who evacuated are talking about how nice Texans and Texas are in comparison:
Guy: That's so true. I litter when I go there.

--In class
Overheard by: Carol

2005-09-20T15:41:00.000-05:00

I knew The Main would get to someone...

Professor: "...and everybody got botulism! How did I get on this subject?"

--In class
Overheard by: Bridget

2005-09-20T15:37:00.000-05:00

What has Ingram been teaching these days?!

Guy: Astronomy is like sooo difficult. They make us learn all this crazy stuff.
Girl: Oh really?
Guy: Yeah, here I'll give you a question that is gonna be on our test tomorrow. "Which way does the earth turn?"
Girl: It turns towards the west.
Guy: Oh, uh right... Ok well, "where does the sun rise?"
Girl: In the east...
Guy: How did you know that?!?
Girl: I'm just that smart.

--Outside
Overheard by: Anne

2005-09-15T22:32:00.000-05:00

So many flavors to choose from!

A girl has a sticker on her shirt, and another girl asks what it says.
Girl #1: It's from my chapstick. It says, "I'm sealed for your protection."
Girl #2: *bwahahahaha*
Girl #1: What?

--Student Center
Overheard by: Bridget

2005-09-15T22:20:00.000-05:00

Yippy skippy, it's time for beer!

Guy during halftime: Hey, where's the party at?! Hey, hey, who's buyin'?! Hey, is it 9 yet? ... 8:17? Yea!! 8:17!!

--Stadium during halftime
Overheard by: Carol

2005-09-15T22:18:00.000-05:00

I think I just shat my pants.

ESPN announcer: Gary Patterson's gonna need a shower after this.

--ESPN
Overheard by: Everyone watching the game we just won!

2005-09-15T20:25:00.000-05:00

J-E-L-L-oh!

Girls eating non-alcoholic jello shots: I guess it's harder to get it out when it doesn't have any alcohol in it.

--Tailgate
Overheard by: Carol

2005-09-15T20:22:00.000-05:00

Represent!

While some guys were walking and talking about BYX rules:
"Dude, I got hammered in my BYX boxers last night!"

--Walking back from the game during halftime
Overheard by: Bridget

2005-09-14T23:32:00.000-05:00

It's not any worse than the crack you're smokin'.

Guy smoking: Dude, man, watching TV is like, worse than being on ecstasy; with like your brain rotting and everything. No, man, I'm serious.

--Panther City Coffee
Overheard by: Bridget