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The youth have officially been brain-washed.
A former government insider is talking to a class about terrorism, when a guy raises his hand:
Guy: So, 90% of terrorists are from here in our own country, and not from other countries. What are you doing about that?
Insider: That has got to be the most un-educated question I've ever heard.
Overheard by: Rob
--In class
She must be from Huntsville.
Girl #1: I had to do commnunity service. It was disgusting. I had to pick up trash on the side of 35.
Girl #2: Oh my gawd! You had to wear one of those orange suits?!
Overheard by: Nichole
--On campus
An Alternative Way to Spend 4/20:
Guy #1: Hey Josh! You gonna get drunk tonight?!
Guy #2: Maybe.
Guy #1: Are you gonne bring girls back to the room?
Guy #2: What?
Guy #1: Are you gonna bring GIRLS back to the ROOM?
Overheard by: Anne
--Yelling in the Main
Now point to South America--No, that's Texas.
Two girls talking about plans after graduation:
Girl #1: I am thinking about moving out to Sacramento with Mary.
Girl #2: Oh My God, why would you do that? I mean, what the hell is in New Jersey?
Overheard by: Corinne
--On campus
Somebunny has been watching too much Donnie Darko.
While watching the guys play video games, Michelle thought that the armored guard looked like a bunny. Then she said "I can't train my eyes to see men...I only see giant bunnies." And it was awesome.
Overheard by: Nichole
--Playing video games
Double standards need not apply.
Guy standing in line with other guy friends: They've got spaghetti AND meatballs, ho!
Overheard by: Laura
--In the Main
Excuses, excuses.
Girl 1: That was stupid. Why'd you do that?
Girl 2: Because I was drunk! Hello!
Overheard by: Chelsea
--Mailroom
Wanna go clubbing?
One guy tells his friends about this time when his brother caught a garden snake and named it Bowtie.
Guy #2: Dude, that is the stupidest story I've ever heard. That's like talking about baby seals or something.
Guy #3: Hey look, bowtie pasta.
Guy #1: Dude, duh! That's what reminded me of the story!
Guys 1 and 2: Oooh.
Overheard by: Erin
--Standing in line in the Main
Minus 1 point for stereotypes. Plus 1 point for thinking about the ecosystem.
Black girls talking about a white guy driving by in a Hummer blasting rap music.
Girl #1: Does he think playing that music makes him cool?
Girl #2: And those things guzzle like 50 gallons of gas, too.
Overheard by: Kim
--Steps of Student Center
And you thought skaters liked hard rock.
Skateboarder: Concrete sucks.
Overheard by: Rachel
--Walking on campus
He must have met Randy Aguebor.
White Guy: I want to be a big, black man with a deep voice...that's my goal in life actually.
Overheard by: Matt
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