Go left, right? Right. Oh, go right? No, no, go left!
A student giving a speech on tattoos points to his right pec and says, "I put it here because it's closest to my heart this way."
Overheard by: Ashley
--In speech class
Control Freak!
Wade: Play!! Play!! Play!! Where's the play button?! Play!! Ah! I have no control!!!
Overheard by: Keaton
--Trying to find the play button in the dark
Orville Reddenbacher's failed idea #34:
Guy: Do you know how much popcorn it would take to equal two chickens?!
Overheard by: Nichole
--Hanging out
Lalala. I can't hear you. Lalala.
Professor: Go ahead. While I'm waiting, I'll sing La Bamba.
Overheard by: Paige
--In class
Yea, because I doodle more in this class than any other.
Professor: Wasn't this the best class you ever had?
Overheard by: Rachel
--In class
Use your Trump card.
Professor: When you get fired, get fired from the top.
Overheard by: Emily
--In class
Julia Roberts receives new award!
Photo Professor: This photo was taken in 1887 of a New Orleans prostitute and is an excellent example of side lighting. I find this photo so interesting because it makes this prostitute look sweet. And I don't know if you have been around many prostitutes, but I have, and they are a bunch of mean bitches."
Overheard by: Corinne
--In class
"Love is in the air."
Girl: Aww, you wore pink on Valentine's day...you whore.
Overheard by: Emily
--In class
Perfection is only reserved for the few.
Girl #1: Ugh. Why does she always look scared in pictures?
Girl #2: Well, they can't all be like us.
Overheard by: Lynn
--In the library
"Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary..."
Guy: I don't like celery either, but if I had alcohol in me I bet I'd eat it.
Overheard by: Tom
--In class
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