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"Hey, do you think my comprehensive matches my purse?"
Theta girl: What did you say comprehensive meant?
Guy: It means like...a lot... I mean that's my guess. It's just fashion jargon.
Overheard by: Rachel
--In the library
If at first you don't suceed, don't go sky diving.
Sorority girl #1: Can I have the same instructor? Dude, I'd look really cool flying with a midget.
Sorority girl #2: You sure can!
Sorority girl #1: What do you do if the parachute doesn't open?
Sorority girl #2: Then you'd die.
Overheard by: Rachel
--In the library
"P.S: This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated." -- Mitch Hedberg
Girl #1: I've never heard of that professor.
Girl #2: Yea, I think she either works for the social work dept, or psychology, or sociology.
Girl#1: haha So, one of those 'S' words, huh?
Girl#2: Uh, yea, except psychology is with a 'P'.
Overheard by: Anne
--Walking on campus
"Kid Tested, Mother Approved"
Girl: I was having this dream where my toes got stung by a bee, and when they started swelling they turned into balls! And my mom was trying to help me, but I wouldn't let her see them! And don't you dare put this on Overheard.
--Walking to class
Overheard by: Naomi
Are you kidding?! Pie charts are awesome!
Professor talking about a sheet of numbers he just handed out: "I guess you could make a pie chart or something. That would be cool."
--Management class
Overheard by: Kate
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