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"Friends don't let friends drink and bike."
Student #1: How did you hurt your arm?
Professor: I fell.
Student #2: Was this the biking incident?
Professor: No, this was the drinking incident.
Overheard by: Amy
--In Class
"I wonder what language Gondwandans speak."
Two girls were looking a big map labeled "Gondwana".
One girl said to the other, "Wow, that sounds like a cool place, we should go there!" and they agreed. Then they looked closer to the map to find out where it was. One of the small maps at the bottom of the big map had it down by Antarctica, then the next small map showed the land mass a little farther away from Antarctica, then the next it was a little farther...and then they figured out where Gondwana is.
Overheard by: Megan
--Geology Department
Tonight on "The Secret Life of Mike Tyson"!
Girl #1: Why would Puma make a skirt? Who works out in skirts?
Girl #2: Tennis players.
Girl #1: Oh, yeah, huh?
Girl #2: And boxers.
Girl #1: What?
Overheard by: Megan
--Plato's Closet
Oh! The horror!
A guy with a sports injury explains it to a female friend.
Guy: Yea, they said to leave the cast on for two weeks, but I'm only gonna give it a week and a day or so.
Girl reacts negatively.
Guy: What?! It sucks! I can't even play video games!
--Frogbytes
Overheard by: Naomi
You KNOW I don't make time for friends until 6:05!
Girl: You slut-whore! You called me at six on the dot!
--Walking on campus
Overheard by: Carol
Ahoy! He be speakin' tha truth!
Guy #1: Dude, I bought a pirate flag for three bucks!
Guy #2: If you were a real pirate, you would have stolen it.
--Answer to the Ice Breaker question: "What would you do with $3?"
Overheard by: Rachel
Man, radio announcers get all the chicks.
Guy with friends: Man, I just want to have that Monster Truck Voice, "Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!"
--Walking outside
Overheard by: Liz
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