I didn't know you could play Solitaire in jail.
Guy: Have you ever been online?!
Girl #1: No, she just sits and plays Solitary all day.
Girl #2: Hey! There's nothing wrong with that! It's fun!
--In the Main
Overheard by: Sara
Where'd you get YOUR beer goggles?
Guy in line: I've never gotten as much action as I did that night, and I was dressed as a girl! And guys were coming up to me saying they were checking me out until I turned around.
--The Main
Overheard by: Bridget
Menage-a-ce qui?!
Girl: Am I in a threesome and didn't know it?
Overheard by: Carol
Puerto Rico? More like "Puerto Streako".
Girl: The plan was to go skinny dipping, but the undertow was too strong. So we went streaking instead.
Overheard by: Matt
I'll take Bachelor #1!
A guy has a fairly long conversation on his cell phone. After he hangs up:
Guy #2: Who was that?
Guy #1: I dunno. It was a chick.
Guy #2: It was a chick?! Alright!!
--Pond St. Grill
Overheard by: Anne
Profiles aren't just for jail photos, ya know.
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Girl: When's our 10 page paper due?
Guy: Thursday.
Girl: F*ck! Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday... Three days. Hmm, alright. I'll be starting that on Monday! That sucks! Ya know that?
Guy: What?
Girl: That sucks.
--pause--
Girl: I just turned in my synthesis paper. I got an extension.
Guy: How?
Girl: Because I cried. hehe
--The Main
Overheard by: Bridget
So, Mr. Bond, what do you do for a living?
Guy laughing: I can't believe you tasered yourself at work.
--Ol' South
Overheard by: Carol
Greet me, I'm Irish!
Girl: Top of the hat to ya mornin'!
--Watching Under the Tuscan Sun
Overheard by: Bridget
Eyepatches aren't just for pirates, ya know.
Girl #1: You should be able to sell your organs in exchange for gas.
Girl #2: What happens when you run out of organs?
Girl #1: Then you die and you don't need gas anymore anyway.
Girl #2: How much gas would you get for a kidney?
Girl #1: At least 2 years worth! Oh, you could sell your eye ball too!
Girl #2: You could... but then you probably wouldn't be able to drive...
--Convo with friend
Overheard by: Megan
Go Frogs?
Spectator: What's the difference between a complete and an incomplete pass?
--Football game against Utah
Overheard by: Christy
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