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Who's your daddy?!
Guy on cell: I just wondered if you ever thought about smacking daddy.
--Panther City Coffee
Overheard by: Carol
What was that, Ralph?
Girl on cell: I'm serious. You'll feel ten times better, and it's not bulimic if you only do it once.
--In the dorm
Overheard by: Bridget
"Don't Mess With Texas!"
Discussing Texas vs New Orleans and how the people who evacuated are talking about how nice Texans and Texas are in comparison:
Guy: That's so true. I litter when I go there.
--In class
Overheard by: Carol
I knew The Main would get to someone...
Professor: "...and everybody got botulism! How did I get on this subject?"
--In class
Overheard by: Bridget
What has Ingram been teaching these days?!
Guy: Astronomy is like sooo difficult. They make us learn all this crazy stuff.
Girl: Oh really?
Guy: Yeah, here I'll give you a question that is gonna be on our test tomorrow. "Which way does the earth turn?"
Girl: It turns towards the west.
Guy: Oh, uh right... Ok well, "where does the sun rise?"
Girl: In the east...
Guy: How did you know that?!?
Girl: I'm just that smart.
--Outside
Overheard by: Anne
So many flavors to choose from!
A girl has a sticker on her shirt, and another girl asks what it says.
Girl #1: It's from my chapstick. It says, "I'm sealed for your protection."
Girl #2: *bwahahahaha*
Girl #1: What?
--Student Center
Overheard by: Bridget
Yippy skippy, it's time for beer!
Guy during halftime: Hey, where's the party at?! Hey, hey, who's buyin'?! Hey, is it 9 yet? ... 8:17? Yea!! 8:17!!
--Stadium during halftime
Overheard by: Carol
I think I just shat my pants.
ESPN announcer: Gary Patterson's gonna need a shower after this.
--ESPN
Overheard by: Everyone watching the game we just won!
J-E-L-L-oh!
Girls eating non-alcoholic jello shots: I guess it's harder to get it out when it doesn't have any alcohol in it.
--Tailgate
Overheard by: Carol
Represent!
While some guys were walking and talking about BYX rules:
"Dude, I got hammered in my BYX boxers last night!"
--Walking back from the game during halftime
Overheard by: Bridget
It's not any worse than the crack you're smokin'.
Guy smoking: Dude, man, watching TV is like, worse than being on ecstasy; with like your brain rotting and everything. No, man, I'm serious.
--Panther City Coffee
Overheard by: Bridget
Please welcome Dr. Howard Stern
Professor: It's kind of like pornography. It's hard to explain, but you'll know it when you see it.
--Class
Overheard by: Anne
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Touchdown!
Guy with friends: And she kisses other girls! Yesss!
--Walking on campus
Overheard by: Bridget
Don't forget to take the recommended daily dose of Vitamin X.
Guy on cell: I only know one straight guy that makes out with other guys, and he does X. He would make out with a door.
--Walking to class
Overheard by: Bridget
All that Rushing will get to you.
Sorority Girl: I think I've got arthritis or something. I haven't been able to wear heels in years.
--Walking to Class
Overheard by: Bridget
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